What should you do if you are surrounded by 20 lions, 15 tigers and 10 leopards?

my son needs for homework

What should you do if you are surrounded by 20 lions, 15 tigers and 10 leopards?
Do the mating call.





Id rather get raped by 45 cats than get eaten by one.
Reply:Blame the safari driver.
Reply:hop on a leopard and start pwning some noobs
Reply:Given the fact that you've put this in the MATHEMATICS section and NOT the SURVIVAL section I'm assuming the answer must be that you'd add them together, obtain the answer 45 and then pray for a quick death.
Reply:enjoy observing them because you are in a car in a safari park.
Reply:Doubt you'd have to do anything, I'm sure they're all found in three different continents...Asia, India and Africa. I could be wrong and you may have to run like the wind!!!!
Reply:run
Reply:Let them fight among themselves to see who gets to eat you, while you quietly escape.
Reply:Since they don't all live naturally in the same part of the world, you'd be in a zoo - so what you should do is admire them from the safety of being outside their cages.





If some freak of nature brought these animals together in the wild and you were genuinely surrounded, you should NEVER run. What you should do is stand dead still; the great cats have an instinctive 'chase-trip-bite' sequence. If you don't run, they can't chase - and this means they won't trip or bite either.





Somehow though, I doubt I'd have the guts to try it for myself!
Reply:OK OK now call that TWENTY ONE lions





and lesseee





tell the tigers that the leopards and lions were insulting their mother





tell the lions that the tigers and leopards were insulting their mother





and tell the leopards that the lions and tigers were insulting THEIR mother





then whilst they are fighting amongst themselves made a subtle but smart getaway
Reply:It would be far worse iy you were surrounded by my horse..!
Reply:in indonesia, there is a joke.





we say a lion by "satu ekor singa" (a tail of lion)





so we don't need to run away, they are only tails.
Reply:well hopefully the lions, tigers and leopards would fight amongst eachother therefore giving you time to slowly walk backwards and keep going...
Reply:Fart in their faces
Reply:so how is this math related? what are they teaching kids these days?? i would say have the 15 tigers eat the 10 leopards and then have the 20 lions eat the 15 tigers and then RUN !!!!!!!!
Reply:If you were surounded by them you would probably be in a zoo - as all those animals dont come from the same part of the world - or do they? im not sure :)
Reply:Well, if:


a = Standard Danger Units (SDU)





We know that:


a lion = 7a


a tiger = 8a


a leopard = 5a





then total danger:


= (20 x 7a) + (15 x 8a) + (10 x 5a)


= 140a + 120a + 50a


= 310a





Advisors suggest:





%26lt; 50a :: whirl your arms around so as to hit anything coming within a yard of you


51a - 100a :: do a "Steve Irwin"


101a - 200a :: cry


200a - 300a :: shotgun time


%26gt;300a :: Get out the Rabbit flavoured Whiskars (or perhaps Felix if your bidget won't cover the Whiskars)
Reply:RUN!!!!!
Reply:Lie on your back. They only attack from behind (or so I've heard)
Reply:Avoid doing your wildebeest impersonation.
Reply:Bring lots of toilet paper with you for a start other then that I think humm maybe..........RUN
Reply:use the convenliently placed knife in your pocket to kill them all, while also doing kungfu on the rest of them
Reply:i think you would have to be in a zoo. i'm pretty sure those 3 animals don't inhabit the same area.
Reply:complain to the zoo's management that they need bigger enclosures
Reply:Since this is a hypothetical question, my first hypothosis is that what you should do is, you should not run. All cats instinctively chase their prey, so when they see it running, it only makes them want to chase them down.





My second hypothesis is, you should set your phaser to kill, use your communicator and ask to be beamed back to your mother ship which would be hypothetically orbiting the big cat planet. And warp factor six outta there!
Reply:Walk quietly to the Zoo's cafeteria and have a nice cup of tea and a bun.